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Gwmaster · Feb 02, 2009, 12:38 AM // 00:38

lol ogden is awesome..i like when, at the end of the blood washes blood quest, he says" The great dwarf save me!" in an angry way. its like he's saying "fu** this norn crap..i've had enough"

faraaz · Feb 02, 2009, 04:10 AM // 04:10

Mine would be:

Devona: Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot.

Reminded me of Minsc from BG2.

Nightow · Feb 02, 2009, 04:17 AM // 04:17

Xandra has a couple of gems that are my favorites.

"Go easy into the next life. Who knows? Perhaps I'll summon you to battle one day."
"Guess what's in this urn? Go on, guess!"
"Turtles: You gotta love them."

fenix · Feb 02, 2009, 04:20 AM // 04:20

Herta: "My ex used to spell my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why."

Innuendo.

Perkunas · Feb 02, 2009, 04:29 AM // 04:29

"Resistance is futile."

Jae Onasi · Feb 02, 2009, 04:37 AM // 04:37

These were some of my favorites of the spiritual possession ones:
"I like how they've decorated this place. The talking lights are a nice touch."
"I see dead people." (if you haven't seen The Sixth Sense to, well, make sense of it, you should.)
"There's a reason there's a festival ticket in my ear. I'm trying to lure the evil spirits out of my head."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." (it's just so non sequitur)

But my most favorite, probably because I work in the eyecare field, was this one:
"Then the healer told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy. That's why it was the best summer ever."

I laughed so hard.

blooQkazoo · Feb 02, 2009, 05:06 AM // 05:06

I forget which cut scene this belongs too:

Me: So what are the Destroyers going to do tomorrow night, Vekk?
Vekk: The same thing they try to do every night, Bookah... TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

The Pinky, the Pinky, the Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain

the savage nornbear · Feb 02, 2009, 05:11 AM // 05:11

"They say killing is hard...perhaps they're not doing it right."-Olias

"I will carve my name in your skull!"-Koss

Zodiac Meteor · Feb 02, 2009, 05:19 AM // 05:19

"What is similar about a Paragon and a Drunkard?
They shout at strangers and run around with out pants!"

~King Thorn.

.HunTer · Feb 02, 2009, 05:28 AM // 05:28

"I see dead people." << With the aura or something

"I have the perfect weapons right here: your body, your soul. Both can be
convinced to work against you..." << Livia

Snow Bunny · Feb 02, 2009, 05:38 AM // 05:38

"Idiot, meet hammer"

pumpkin pie · Feb 02, 2009, 06:26 AM // 06:26

yay, i have internet. dialup blah. better then non.

my favourite quotes, this one: #@%$# << lol

Sierraa · Feb 02, 2009, 06:31 AM // 06:31

Siegemaster Lormar: Damn Charr snuck up while I was repairing this trebuchet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kupp

"Like, ROARRR"

That comes in 2nd place. :]

Teknikaali · Feb 02, 2009, 06:40 AM // 06:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronSheik

As a boy I spent much time in these lands.

This is my favourite too! Every time i've pugged through the mission, I've had an urge to say right after Rurik says that: "Me too, except I wasn't a boy." and then continuing the chatter along Rurik's comments about the muddy pools of water and so on ^^

Edit: The second quote I like the most is in Shiverpeak Mountains where the player shouts "Rurik, no!" when he.. well.. *spoilerspoiler*

The Red Messenger · Feb 02, 2009, 07:37 AM // 07:37

"he tried to bargain from a position of weakness" (pyre fierceshot to gwen during a cinematic where he shoots a charr in the neck)

Chokey · Feb 02, 2009, 08:05 AM // 08:05

Vekk- 'I can kill you with my brain.'

^^ Most awesomest quote in game imo.

Sjeng · Feb 02, 2009, 10:12 AM // 10:12

Koss: Enough is enough! I have had it with these Balthazar-blasted drakes on this Balthazar-blasted plain.

Prince Bokka: This play is utter tripe! (don't know why, but I still find that one funny)

Freya: Like, Roar!

Guwon the Wise: Oh dear.

Hai Len: Never fear, friends, that was just a coincidence. A bloody, violent coincidence.

Anything from the Spiritual Possession. lol. thats's pure win.

Oink: Oink! (man, I can't help click him all the way to the village lol)

And obviously King Thorns jokes. I love that monarch.

There are many many more. I love all movie references.
Great thread! Had some big smiles @ work (and wondering looks of colleagues).

Lord Sojar · Feb 02, 2009, 11:42 AM // 11:42

I am pretty sure the funniest thing in GW ever dialog wise is in Minister Cho's estate.

If you do the mission, and watch the cinematics, you will see the guards talking. At one point, one of the guards is impailed, and screams "Ugh!!" or something to that effect.

If you switch the language settings for audio to any other language, and watch the scene, the accents are completely different for that guard, but his scream is the same.

Always brings me to tears laughing (that and Master Togo in french sounds like a crazed pastry chef...)

Gwondolas Marillion · Feb 02, 2009, 11:48 AM // 11:48

"I am Sif, great hunter of north, slayer of ten dozen wolves, threescore bear, and one vicious rabbit."

cataphract · Feb 02, 2009, 12:45 PM // 12:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by LicensedLuny

Freya The Firm, "Like, roar," and "Like, ouch," and Stefan the Sonorous, "The journey was difficult, long, and somewhat boring, but they persevered," during All's Well That Ends Well. I was actually lol'ing at that play the first time I saw it.

Same here.

One of the best and most enjoyable surprises in GW.